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Anime Review - Moetan: 52.6%

The Essentials

Name: Moetan
Genre: Comedy
Episodes: 13 + 1 OVA
Released: July 8, 2007 - September 23, 2007
Based On: Moetan study guide books by SansaiBooks
Director: Keiichiro Kawaguchi
Produced By: Actus
US Distribution By: N/A

Major Japanese Cast

Ink Nijihara: Yukari Tamura
Ah-kun: Masaya Onosaka
Nao Tezuka: Yuji Ueda
Sumi Kuroi: Haruka Tomatsu
Ka-kun: Nobuyuki Hiyama
Ruriko: Rika Morinaga
Mio Tezuka: Eri Nakao
Arisu Shiratori: Kaori Nazuka
Na-kun: Tomoko Kaneda
Remi Suzuki: Youko Honda
Rina Tanaka: Yuka Iguchi

Major English Cast

N/A

Scores

Animation: 7/10 (x 4 = 28 pts)
Story: 4/10 (x 4 = 16 pts)
Music: 8/10 (x 4 = 32 pts)
Coherence/Story Arc: 7/10 (x 2 = 14 pts)
English Dubs: N/A
Gut Score: 2/10 (x 5 = 10 pts)

Total: 100/190 (52.6%)

Review

Moetan is theoretically about a high school girl, Ink, who apparently has yet to hit puberty. She has a crush on her classmate Nao, but doesn’t know how to approach him. One day, Ah-kun, who was banished from the Magic Kingdom, plops down in front of Ink in the form of a plush duck. Ah-kun then enlists Ink as a magical girl so that she can accumulate magical points through helping others which will eventually allow Ah-kun to return to the magical kingdom. However, the primary use of Ink’s magical power ends up being used to act as a disguise so that she may secret teach Nao English, a subject which he is poor at yet Ink is very good at.

Now, I say theoretically because this series has been created for one, and only one reason: loli fan service. First off, three of the main characters, Ink, Sumi, and Arisu, are supposedly high-school aged but actually all look like elementary school students. Apparently no investigation has been launched to see if there is some growth suppressant in the city’s water system.

To top this off, whenever any of these three girls - who all are or become magical girls - convert into their magical disguises, the transformation scenes are done in the most ecchi way possible (remembering that the girls look like elementary students). The rest of the so-called plot is created just to provide situations where this and other fan service-heavy scene can occur.

That’s about the extent of what this show is. Some may find the show humorous, and it did have it’s extremely rare funny moments, but even the humor often takes second-fiddle to fan service. It’s a shame that the animation is OK and music is somewhat decent or else I could have given this show an even lower score.

I don’t think I have to say, in review, that there is basically no conceivale reason to really watch this show, unless you want to see just how bad it is.

First Watched: July 2007 - June 2008
Do I Own: No
Do I Recommend: In the name of god, no

Late Season Episodes

I can tell that I’m going to be driven crazy now that all of these spring and summer series are heading towards their conclusions. The two shows that I think I’ll go craziest over are School Days and Idolmaster Xenoglossia, as all hell as now broken lose in both of those series.

Luckily for School Days, we now have what looks like a very reliable speed sub group taking it on, and they appear to at least know how to write English, so that’s good. That means less waiting time to get more of that.

Idolmaster is, well, behind but not as behind as they used to be. Serin is still 2 episodes behind on getting it out, but once again it took 10 days between releases. I’d download the raws, and if this were earlier in the season I might, but I don’t want to be half-spoiled about what happens by watching the episode but have no idea what people are saying.

As for other series, none of them are really heading towards any sort of major ending as far as I can see. Nagasarete Airantou has the potential for a significant ending, but we’ll see what they do. Lucky Star will probably just end with graduation. As for Seto no Hanayome…well, well see. Doujin Work will probably have some sort of cute ending. Sky Girls is supposed to be a full season I think, so we’ll have to wait until December or January or thereabouts before seeing how it ends. For Moetan, Nanatsuiro Drops, and Umisho - I don’t really give a flying flip for the most part.

Fansubs

Maybe this is standard operating procedure and I just don’t know it since this is the first anime season that I’ve downloaded fan subs for several shows, but it seems to me that fansubbing groups are rather, well, slow.

I’m probably not one to talk, but it would seem to me that, even if you take up something like fansubbing which is volunteer work, a group should at least try to stay on schedule (ie, get an episode out before the next episode airs, or at least before two more episodes air). The primary reason for this is that there are people who are waiting to watch, and the more behind you get, 1) the less likely they are to watch your shows later, and 2) the more likely they’ll just read about what happens elsewhere.

Given the range that I’d kind of expect an episode to be out, that’s basically an episode weekly, so between 6 to 8 days, give or take on any given week. However, most groups seem to be way behind, at least as far as the series I’m watching.

In any case, here are how the fansubbers are doing by series, with days since the last episode released, and number of days since the next episode they need to release has been aired:

School Days
Conclave: Last release yesterday; 14 days behind next episode

Nagasarete Airantou
Ayako - Last release 4 days ago; 6 days behind next episode

Seto no Hanayome
Ayako - Last release 22 days ago; 30 days behind next episode (at this rate, might have dropped)
gg Fansubs - Last release 5 days ago, 9 days behind next episode
Otacon - last release 5 days ago, 2 days behind next episode
Your Mom - last release 8 days ago, 2 days behind next episode

Idolmaster Xenoglossia
Serin - last release 10 days ago; 29 days behind next episode

Lucky Star
JEEB - last release yesterday; 9 days behind next episode
a.f.k. - last release 10 days ago; 9 days behind next episode

Sky Girls
Ayako - last release 11 days ago; 12 days behind next episode

Umisho
Ayu - last release 9 days ago; 7 days behind next episode

Moetan
FSH/MugiMugi - last release 16 days ago; 16 days behind next episode
Kedex - last release 9 days ago; 9 days behind next episode

Nanatsuiro Drops
Kedex - last release 18 days ago; 15 days behind next episode
Aquastar - last episode 3 days ago; 15 days behind next episode

Doujin Work
Spoon - last release 6 days ago; 7 days behind next episode

Ok, so ten series, and only 4 which are on time, if you consider 7 days behind still on time. Given the best group for each show, the average lag time is currently 11 days, and even if you take out the month behind Serin is on Idolmaster, it’s still 9 days. I guess actually looking it up, it’s not even as bad as it feels, but 3 series are now a full 2 weeks behind (one is 4 weeks behind) and another is at 12 days.

Also, there doesn’t seem to be any groups which are always good or bad. Ayako is on time with Nagasarete Airantou but almost two weeks behind on Sky Girls, and may have abandoned Seto no Hanayome, for example. For six series, it has also been more than a week since any group that is subbing those series has released an episode as well.

Then there are groups like Devil’s Lair which seems to just be taking up random episodes here and there, and while they’re quick, they’re not consistent on what show they’re subbing.

Also, am I the only one infuriated that 6 of the 10 series I’m watching only has one group which is taking up the series, yet 5 groups are doing Higurashi no Naku Koro ni Kai. Ok, I know that it’s a sequel to a pretty popular show, but come on, we don’t need 5 groups doing the same series when we have other series who have only one group doing them and is behind.

Spring and Summer Anime - Thoughts so Far

I thought it was about time for my thoughts on the current anime in Japan that I’m watching. I’m currently watching 10 series currently airing in Japan, 4 from the spring, and six from the summer. Here are my current rankings for all 10 shows. Number of episodes I’ve seen are in parenthesis:

1. Idolmaster Xenoglossia (15 episodes)

Idolmaster has seemed to be a very interesting show to me. Of course, I can’t ignore some of the parallels to Evangelion, but the story has seemed interesting so far, with interesting characters and excellent animation. I wouldn’t necessarily rate this as a fantastic series because it does have several weaknesses - lack of actual action being one (knocking down meteors gets boring after a while - but compared to the other shows I’m currently watching, I think this is easily the best.

2. Sky Girls (3 episodes)

Moving from mechas that wanna-be-idols are piloting to quasi-mechas that lolis are piloting, Sky Girls seems to be one of the better shows that started in the summer season. I’m hardly a fan of loli-themed anime series, but the story has been able to overcome this so far. I saw somewhere that this was going to be a full 26 episode series. I’m not sure if this is true, but I kind of hope it is, though. After 3 episodes we haven’t even had a whiff of the supposed villains in this series, and if it’s only a half-season, that’d mean we’re a quarter of the way through and we haven’t even established the conflict yet.

3. School Days (4 episodes)

School Days is a series that is kind of plodding along right now, but it is rather different from your normal harem anime. First off, I think the two main girls act more natural than in most harem series: they’re unsure of themselves and of what to do next. There is always the fact that we may get one of the messy endings from the game it’s based on concluding the series. And finally, there is the main “protagonist” himself. Most boys in the center of harem anime are usually clumsy or otherwise classified as a loser, but well meaning. Makoto in School Days is not only clumsy, but he’s a jackass as well. Basically all he wants is some T&A and, whether he realizes it or not, he’s basically taking advantage of the girl’s feelings to get towards that end. Usually in most harems you want to beat the center boy for just being clueless. In School Days, you want to beat him because he’s being a jerk. It sets up a situation where I think the series can go off down some unpredictable paths.

4. Doujin Work (3 episodes)

Doujin Work airs as half-episodes of between 13 and 14 minutes each. This story is about a girl who, after losing her job, decides to follow the path of one of her friends and create Doujinshi. Of course, this is rather humorous since this girl is hardly perverted at all, and seems like that type who has had little or not experience of her own. Her friend has her do “research” such as buying porn and and playing erotic dating sim games. It’s still early, but I think this has good potential of being a pretty good comedy.

5. Lucky Star (16 episodes)

Ah yes, now we’re getting into some series that fall into the “what could have been” category. Lucky Star, which started out pretty well, now seems to just be dragging on. This is a series that is meant to be carried almost completely by it’s comedy ala Azumanga Daioh. Unfortunately, while it does have it’s funny moments, it’s hardly enough to carry the series by itself. With minimal character development and virtually no actual plot, this is a series that, unless it can revive itself, may end up dying a rather gruesome death in the end.

6. Nagasarete Airantou (16 episodes)

For those who have read my episode reviews of Nagasarete Airantou as it’s aired, you already know my general feeling about this series, and that is that this series can’t decide whether it wants to be good or bad. It has good episodes which are of quality and explores the characters, but at the same time has some rather brain-dead episodes and moments as well. It’s humor is sometimes pretty good, and sometimes over the top. It’s a series that isn’t painful to watch, but is clearly stuck in mediocracy. I keep expecting for it to make a movement either upwards or downwards, but it’s kept riding the fence through almost 2/3 of the series so far, so I’m not sure if that will ever change.

7. Umisho (4 episodes)

It’s time to move from those series that “could have been” into the series that “never were.” Umisho is about a girl who moves into the town of the same name. She loves swimming. Naked. And she joins the swim team, and is a great swimmer, and all the other girls want to know her secret. You can already see where this is headed. We haven’t had an episode yet where just everyone starts swimming naked, but we’ve been close, and I kind of feel like it is inevitable. There is some back story that is yet to be revealed, so the series may get more interesting over time, but so far it’s largely just been a boob-fest.

8. Seto no Hanayome (16 episodes)

Sinking deeper into brain-numbness is Seto no Hanayome. In this series, a boy, Nagasumi, is saved from drowning by a mermaid, San. Unfortunately, if a mermaid is ever found out, either both the mermaid and the person who saw them has to die, or the witness must join the mermaid family. Well, the choice here is obvious as to what to do. When Nagasumi goes home from vacation (where he saw San), San goes with him along with, unbeknownst to her, the rest of her family, the head of which is her father and hates Nagasumi. We meet a collection of, shall we say interesting, characters along the way. Most of the humor in this series ranges from over the top to way, way over the top to the point of being just plain dumb.

9. Nanatsuiro Drops (3 episodes)

Finally, on to the final two shows, which transcend just being brain-numb and dive into the realm of full brain-deadness. In Nanatsuiro Drops, Masaharu accidentally drinks a potion that turns him into a stuffed sheep at night. The only way he can turn back to normal (other than it never being night again), is for a classmate of his - Sumomo - to collect the 7 stardrops. However, collecting these stardrops seem to be a rather simple task, and these stardrops also appear to fall at random, and there appear to be 7 types of drops rather than 7 drops period (from what I can tell). Yes, an opponent showed up in the 3rd episode, but I’m still trying to figure out, considering the situation, how this is much of an obstacle. On top of this, the main male character is someone that you can hardly sympathize with. There just doesn’t appear to be much if any appeal to this show at all.

10. Moetan (3 episodes)

However, the winner of the brain-dead anime show of the year so far goes to Moetan. Basically take Nanatsuiro Drops and change the magical girls into lolis and make the magical creatures that go along with them complete and utter perverts. Just add a dose of Engrish to the top and you basically have Moetan. About the only funny part of this show is laughing at it because of how horribly bad it is. And exactly how dense is the main guy in this show. You have a short loli girl in your class called Ink Nijihara who is good at English. Then suddenly a magical girl shows up who is good at English, looks just like your classmate except with blue hair, and is named Pastel Ink. The boy either is less aware than a rock, or he knows and just hasn’t revealed it yet.

So that rounds out the 10 series I’m watching. I’ll probably start watching Baccano! soon, and the Bokusatsu Tenshi Dokuro-chan 2 starts airing in a little more than a week (and I’ll be doing episode reviews for that one). After that, I’m not sure if I’ll start anything before most of the shows I’m currently watching end. It depends when and what starts up in the fall.

Summer Anime

I’m glad other people know more what’s going on in Japan right now than I do. 21 months into watching anime and I’m still largely trying to catch up with what has already been released in the US for the past 10 years.

I’m currently watching four and blogging one spring anime currently. I may add another show to blog in the summer, though expect me to write those reviews different than Nagasarete Airantou as I’m still learning the best way to blog series. I’m also only taking one new series because I’m still not sure how much I can handle at once yet, so I thought that taking it slow first is better than biting off more than I can chew.

That said, what new shows will I watch?

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